A Pineapple Heart: Archive

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Feb 28th

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I am now imagining this exchange in a future...

Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 25th

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This Lavallette Council article is never getting...

Feb 23rd

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I used to feel a little bad for Kris Humphries...

But now I understand. It’s because he’s a complete douchebag.

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 20th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 17th

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Feb 17th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 15th

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My Valentine to myself was a sandwich and it was delicious and I was perfectly happy with that. But then a male human being sent me flowers at work and I have literally no idea how to process this.

Feb 14th

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“I love writing but hate starting. The page is awfully white and it says, ‘You...”

– Aaron Sorkin (via tickatocka)

Feb 14th

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Feb 14th

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Feb 13th

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Feb 13th

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Feb 13th

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QUICK SOMEONE GET ME A GIF OF VICTOR CRUZ SALSAING...

Feb 13th

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dreadpiratezoe: I won’t stop talking about this because Chris Brown literally sent Rihanna to the hospital and people are still putting him up on a pedestal and saying “Look at this man. This is someone you should look up to. This is someone you should aspire to be.” Even though he beat his girlfriend’s face in so badly that she got sent to the hospital. The Grammys are telling people to look...

Feb 13th

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All the Giants are tweeting how they just saw...

Travis Beckum told him to tell her he loves her! Oh, babies. I’m not watching the Grammys because I loathe all awards shows, but man seeing Victor Cruz and Adele in the same vicinity is a pretty tempting reason to tune in.

Feb 13th

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Feb 13th

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Feb 13th

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Feb 12th

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Feb 12th

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Feb 12th

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Feb 12th

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Feb 12th

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I’M NOT OKAY WITH CHRIS BROWN PERFORMING AT THE... →

toby-ziegler: I’M NOT OKAY WITH CHRIS BROWN PERFORMING AT THE GRAMMYS AND I’M NOT SURE WHY YOU ARE I’m sick and tired of people acting like it’s no big deal that Chris Brown will be performing at the Grammys. I’m frustrated that the mainstream media is covering this story like it’s any…

Feb 12th

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Feb 11th

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Feb 11th

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Feb 10th

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I love how everyone on the Giants is screaming and hugging and crying, and then they cut to Nicks, who LITERALLY SAYS “World Champions, well how about that?” Like he found a ten in his pocket. Hakeem you laid back motherfucker, make out with me.

Feb 10th

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Who invented NFL Sound FX, I feel like I owe you...

Feb 10th

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